The New Golfer Survival Kit
What to buy, what to skip, how to read a shot, and which club to hit in which spot, for your skill level.
On the tee sheet
What members will get
We are just getting started. This is what we are building first, in the order we plan to do it.
19th Hole Reports
Beer, food, and atmosphere at municipal and public-course clubhouses. The bar is part of the round.
Pro, Translated
When the tour pros and big-name coaches make it complicated, we make it usable for the rest of us.
Trips, Curated
Golf trips by budget, with the courses, the stays, and the stops after the round.
Gear & Swag
Polos, hats, and gear we would actually wear or use. We say so when we earn a commission.
Features
Longer reads in the spirit of the old men's magazines: stories, recipes, cocktails, and writing for everyone who walks the course with a golfer.
The idea
Private clubs sell exclusivity. We sell belonging.
Golf has never had more players, and most of them will never join a country club. They still want the best of it: good company, good taste, and someone who explains the game without making them feel small. That is the whole club.
Open doors
Every skill level, every budget. No dues, no gatekeeping.
Plain English
Clear instruction that respects your time and your intelligence.
Honest taste
We recommend what we would use, and we disclose every partnership.
Local first
We start in Orlando, where the clubhouse bar can matter as much as the course.
The house rules
Come dressed for the game.
Golf is a game worth respecting, and a little care shows it. No club tie required, no dues, no big spend. Just the habits that make a round better for everyone in it.
- Collared and tuckedA good polo, tailored shorts or chinos, clean shoes. Looking sharp costs less than you think.
- Easy mannersFix your divots, rake the bunker, keep pace, and say hello to the group behind you.
- Host the 19th holeBuy a round, share the story, make the new guy feel expected.
- Respect the gamePlay it as it lays, call your own penalties, and be gracious in both directions.
We borrow the warmth of the great Southern clubs, not their gates.
Orlando first
Know a clubhouse worth the stop?
We are mapping the best public and municipal course bars and restaurants in and around Orlando, one round at a time.
Have a favorite? Email hello@patronsandpros.com.
Membership is open
Take a seat. Everyone is a member.
Join the list and you will hear from us first when the Survival Kit and the first 19th Hole Reports go live.